Happy Easter From Patrick Obahiagbon: Hope You Have A Dictionary Handy.

The great igodomi-godo is at it again, this time to wish Nigerians a happy Easter in his quite usual way.

'As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter, may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus; The Christ, who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation, puritanical excrescence, spartan discipline, mental magnitude, hierophantic candour and altruistic effusions,qualities which have become a desiderata for national resurgimento.'

Hope You did not choke on those Easter munchies while reading. lol